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The Top 15 Friends Episodes Every Fan Should Know, Ranked
Maybe you’re like me, and you watch Friends all the way through at least once a month. Or maybe you’ve only seen the show a couple of times, and you enjoy it a normal amount. Nevertheless, here are my top 15 episodes that are definitely worth watching again.
15. “The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant” (Season 2, Episode 5)
When planning birthday festivities for Ross, the six discover money is an issue in life, even among friends. Yet they overcome the issue, and their friendship strengthens as a result.
14. “The One With Ross’s Tan” (Season 10, Episode 3)
Ross gets a spray tan and turns out four shades darker than he had planned to be. Watching his painfully uneven tan is quite enjoyable.
13. “The One With Chandler in a Box” (Season 4, Episode 8)
On Thanksgiving, Joey puts Chandler in a box to punish him— not for sleeping with his girlfriend, but for lying about it. Monica has a very awkward moment with her ex-boyfriend’s son, and Ross is mad at Rachel because she always exchanges her gifts. It has everything you want and more.
12. “The One With All the Thanksgivings” (Season 5, Episode 8)
This episode contains everything: embarrassing flashbacks, Chandler’s confessing his love to Monica, and frozen turkeys on many heads.
11. “The One With the Blackout” (Season 1, Episode 7)
This early episode proved this show was going to run for a long time. In it, Chandler gets stuck in an ATM vestibule with model Jill Goodacre, and Ross gets so close to telling Rachel how he feels. As Chandler says, it “is perfection.”
10. “The One With the Cop” (Season 5, Episode 16)
Ross recruits Rachel and Chandler to help move a new couch into his apartment, but the couch gets stuck in a stairwell. The word “PIVOT” has never been said the same way since.
9. “The One With All the Resolutions” (Season 5, Episode 11)
In this one, the friends make and quickly break their resolutions: Rachel’s gossiping less or Chandler’s not making fun of anyone. Ross attempts to do one new thing everyday, which gets him very stuck in a pair of very tight leather pants.
8. “The One With Unagi” (Season 6, Episode 17)
There are three wild storylines in this one: Chandler’s efforts to make Monica a Valentine’s Day present, Joey’s pretending to be twins with a look-alike, and, of course, Unagi (Ross’ “sense” of danger), which results in his getting beat up by Phoebe and Rachel.
7. “The One With the Football” (Season 3, Episode 9)
This episode seems like it was made for me: I am an avid fan of football, and I am competitive with my sibling. The gang, specifically siblings Ross and Monica, compete for the Geller Cup in this Thanksgiving special.
6. “The One With the Proposal, Part 2” (Season 6, Episode 25)
This is arguably the sweetest moment in the entire ten year run of the show: when Monica and Chandler finally propose to each other.
5. “The One Where No One’s Ready” (Season 3, Episode 2)
In this episode, the gang tries but fails with hilarious results to get ready for Ross’ work event. Joey famously wears ALL of Chandler’s clothes, and Phoebe wears a giant Christmas bow to hide a hummus stain, thus annoying Ross and charming viewers.
4. “The One With the Jellyfish” (Season 4, Episode 1)
This episode is a rollercoaster! Joey and Chandler help Monica with her jellyfish sting by attempting to pee on her, and Ross coins another famous phrase: “We were on a break!”
3. “The One With the Prom Video” (Season 2, Episode 14)
This episode is significant because it is the first with flashback sequences: a home video of Monica, Rachel, and Ross getting ready for prom. This video leads to the start of Ross and Rachel’s relationship and contains Phoebe’s famous line: “He’s her lobster.”
2. “The One With the Embryos” (Season 4, Episode 12)
This is one of the most fun episodes as it centers around Chandler and Joey facing off against Rachel and Monica in a trivia game led by Ross. The audience learns more about the backstories of the gang (Ms. Chanandler Bong) and is heart-warmed by learning that Phoebe is pregnant.
1. “The One Where Everybody Finds Out” (Season 5, Episode 14)
We finally see Chandler and Monica go public with their relationship in this episode. The general chaos of the pair attempting to convince Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe they are not together perfectly captures the essence of the show – which makes it my personal all-time favorite.
Hopefully reading this activated your nostalgia for the brilliant show and made you want to rewatch it. And if you haven’t yet seen the show, 1) you’re crazy, and 2) watch it! While I hope you enjoy these 15 wonderful episodes, there are many more great ones for you to discover on your own.
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~ Jackson Weisman '20
Why the Artist of the Decade is
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Fearless World Tour, 2009. Reputation Stadium Tour, 2018.
It all started with a spring break trip to Nashville. You’re an eleven-year-old girl, and you’re sitting in the back of your parents’ car. You’ve been writing songs on your bedroom floor since you were four and have performed them periodically — but only in your family’s living room and, sometimes, in school talent shows. You’ve been pleading with your parents to take you to Nashville, because you know that Faith Hill and Shania Twain are both from there — so, if you move there, you can become famous too, right? After you visited Music Row over spring break, you’ve been making weekend trips from your hometown in Reading, Pennsylvania to talk to receptionists at record companies to try and convince them that you’re worth their managers’ time to set up an interview. You introduce yourself, try to come across as peppy, and hand them your CD of music you’ve been writing for the past seven years. When you’re fourteen, you finally convince your parents to move to Hendersonville, Tennessee, just outside of Nashville. When you’re not busy with school work — or with your only friend, Abigail Anderson, for whom you will be a bridesmaid nearly twenty years later when you’re famous (yes, the “redhead named Abigail” from “Fifteen” is a real person) — you play your songs in restaurants and clubs. One night, a guy named Scott Borchetta from Universal Records comes up to you and tells you that he wants to give you a record deal. You’re ecstatic; however, there’s a catch. He’s leaving Universal to start a new record company: Big Machine Records. Do you take the deal, even though your chances of success with this brand new record company are extremely slim? Or do you, instead, turn down the opportunity and hope that a more recognized and accomplished group will make you an offer? You decide to take Borchetta’s deal.
Sixteen years later, nineteen days before you turn thirty, the American Music Awards is naming you the Artist of the Decade. Do you think you made the right decision all those years ago, when Borchetta made you that offer? That’s a rhetorical question.
So, why is Taylor Swift the Artist of the Decade? Does she really deserve the title? That’s also a rhetorical question with an affirmative reply. However, to make a more compelling argument, here’s some evidence:
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She writes her own music. You’ve heard it before, but it’s absolutely true. Her top hits aren’t just the works of Liz Rose, Max Martin, or Jack Antonoff. While she collaborates with these writers from time to time, the majority of her music lacks a co-writer; she predominantly writes her music by herself entirely and, for any songs for which this is not the case, she does the vast majority of the writing. When critics doubted that the sudden success brought about by her 2008 album, Fearless, was truly the result of her own work, she wrote her subsequent album, Speak Now, without a single co-writer. The album became the sixteenth in the history of the United States to sell over one million copies in its first week, topping the Billboard 200 chart. To reiterate, she wrote the entirety of this album by herself; therefore, this accomplishment, among countless others that accompanied this album, was the product of no one’s talent but her own. The majority of the songs on her other six studio albums, including her hit single “Love Story,” are also songs that she has written entirely on her own. She truly is the artist of our decade, because she is unbelievably talented.
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She has shattered more records than you can count. This section was meant to be called “She has shattered __ records,” the blank substituted with the number of records that she has broken over the past thirteen years. However, when I looked up a list of her records so that I could count all of them, it took me five full swipes on my phone to scroll all the way down. There were so many records that it was honestly way too daunting for me to count all of them, so I named this section accordingly. Moreover, since she has way too many records to even count, there’s no way I could possibly name and describe each one in this article; instead, here are just a few: Fearless is the most awarded country album in history; 1989 is the most awarded pop album in history; Speak Now is the first album ever to have charted all fourteen of its songs on the Billboard Hot 100; “Love Story” is the best-selling country song of all time; she possesses 23 AMAs — more than any other female artist in history; her song “Mean” was named by Rolling Stone the greatest country song of the century; and, lastly, she is the only artist to have ever released more than one album that sold over one million copies during its debut week — she’s released four that have accomplished this. The fact that she now holds all of these records speaks for itself in terms of prestige; it’s safe to assume that an artist who possesses these records, along with countless — literally countless — others, is worthy of the title “Artist of the Decade.”
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She is one of the most influential people of all time. Besides being named one of the one hundred most influential people by Time Magazine and supporting the Equality Act with a petition that has reached over half a million signatures, she has influenced her fans beyond the surface level. Shawn Mendes wrote in an essay for Time 100 that “Taylor makes… anyone… feel like they can do anything. It’s so rare and so special. If there’s one thing I want to achieve in my career and life, it’s that.” Moreover, Selena Gomez wrote on her Instagram page that Swift’s second studio album, Fearless, “saved so many young [women] who felt alone… [and] [g]ave a voice to those who didn’t know they had one all along.” An artist with such an extensive scope of influence — and the willingness to use her influence to inspire others in the aforementioned ways — is truly the Artist of the Decade.
If you haven’t caught on yet, I’m a die-hard Swiftie. I remember getting an iPod in third grade and downloading all of my favorite songs, without having any idea who the artists were. Once I started playing around with the sorting categories on iTunes, I found the category entitled “Artists.” So, I tapped it. Low and behold, the only artist on the list was Taylor Swift. So, basically, I’ve been a fan since I was five — that’s the earliest that I can recall ever hearing any of the songs that I bought on my iPod three years later (I later found out that that song was called “Mine,” from the album Speak Now. Go check it out!). I’m biased, but you can’t deny the evidence. Taylor is extremely talented and, whether you like it or not, she’s the American-Music-Awards-crowned Artist of the Decade. If you want to learn more about her career and early life, I’ve included some good sources, as well as some of the ones that I used for this article, below. And, just for the sake of fun, I added some inspirational Taylor Swift quotes below. For more of those, check out some of her incredible lyrics!
~ Alexandra Mathews ‘22
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“Good memories can leave more of a scar on your heart than the bad ones.”
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“Just be yourself; there is no one better.”
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“Anytime someone tells me that I can’t do something, I want to do it more.”
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“Never believe anyone who tells you that you don’t deserve what you want.”
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“Life isn’t about how to survive the storm; it’s about how to dance in the rain.”
Further Reading and Sources:
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“Taylor Swift: Road to Reputation” - Taylor Swift on YouTube
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“Q&A: Why Taylor Swift Thinks Nashville Is the Best Place on Earth” - Time Magazine
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“Achievements and Milestones of Taylor Swift” - FANDOM
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“Brendon Urie Talks Working With Taylor Swift & New Panic! at the Disco Music at BBMAs” - Billboard
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“Taylor Swift” by Shawn Mendes - Time 100
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“#IStandWithTaylor: Stars rally for Taylor Swift in catalog feud” - Los Angeles Times
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Entertainment Weekly


